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sing marriage to a woman, it is most romantic to begin with an
expletive such as “holy f-ck” or “damn, b!tch” or
“f-ck-yeah-you-hot-azz-semen-slurper. Wanna get married and sh!t?”
When proposing marriage to a woman, it is most romantic to begin with an
expletive such as “holy f-ck” or “damn, b!tch” or
“f-ck-yeah-you-hot-azz-semen-slurper. Wanna get married and sh!t?”
At least this dude phrased it in the form of a question. Now, what if this woman said “Yes.” Then your kids will ask how mom and dad met. Mom would have to explain:
“Well, I posted this photo of myself with my huge t!ts hanging on the internet for all to see. And this nice young man took the time to write me a sentence. While I didn’t know him at all, I could tell by his choice of embedded music video in his profile and animated pictures of Michael Jordan dunking a basketball – that he was my true love. Plus, he had the cutest smile… a sideways smiley formed with the equal sign and the letter D."
Many women complain that it is so hard to find a husband. This woman found THREE potential suitors in ONE week! Ladies, stop wasting your time going on dates! Follow her example! Buy breast implants. Put a slutty photo on Myspace. And soon you’ll be getting all sorts of love-emails from the unemployed!
It’s true. This man did not blink once. That is, until he shot a load in his own eye.
BEST POST!!! FUNNY! But, honestly, it looks like he’s lovin’ it at McDonald’s, too.
Please excuse JE. He did not mean anything perverted. He is actually still of breast-feeding age. Nice bicep, though. That will really impress the ladies once you learn to read.
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